incendiary meets Bobby Joe and Big Dawg

Thanks to Clifton and The Dialectizer I have translated a few incendiary remarks into Redneck and Jive:

Redneck: Whut in tarnation is this hyar Orthodoxy? -- Orthodoxy is made up an' composed of dispasshunate faif an' pious dockrine. -- Metropolitan Hierotheos Vlachos

Redneck: Distinckshuns -- Th' distinckshun between right an' wrong is not affecked by th' fack thet some varmints commit sueycide on account o' of it. -- Harry Jaffa

Jive: Distincshuns -- De distincshun between right and wrong be not affected by de fact dat some sucka's commit suicide cuz' of it. Man! -- Harry Jaffa